Aries: Total volleyball champion
Taurus: Puts on a gallon of sunscreen and sits under an umbrella the entire time
Gemini: SANDCASTLES
Cancer: Becomes one with the crabs
Leo: Tries to do everything possible that involves money
Virgo: Gets the worst possible sunburn
Libra: Is left burried in the sand for 2 hours
Scorpio: “Did you guys know that this water is filled with fish shit and piss”
Saggitarius: Attempts to flirt with the life gaurd and ultimately fails
Capricorn: Spends the entire time collecting seashells
Aquarius: The surfer
Pisces: Is the one constantly yelled at for going to far in the water
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The signs at the beach:
me and my girl talkin dirty
gf: babe what do you want me to do to you?
me: I want you to explain how Spongebob Squarepants seemed to be the only fry cook at the Krusty Krab. Everything in this underwater world we know as Bikini Bottom is pretty westernized in terms of its customs and general rules. so do they not have labor laws? Spongebob should only be working 40 hours a week because we all know that Mr. Krabs would never give Spongebob any overtime. So we can only assume that he has 2 days off. Being the only restaurant in Bikini Bottom would warrant it being open at least 6 days a week and that is far too many hours for Spongebob to be constantly working there. So who is the other fry cook?
gf: hun i didn’t mean–
me: babe. who. is the other. fry cook.
Al mare - Vocabs
al mare - to the sea
la spiaggia - on the beach
la sabbia - the sand
il bagnasciuga / la battigia - foreshore
le cabine - changing room
il sole - th sun
l’ombra - the shadow
il bagnino - lifeguard
i bagnanti - bathers, swimmers
l’ombrellone - beach umbrella
la sedia - chair
la sdraio (sedia a sdraio) - lounger, beach chair
il mare - the sea
il pattino / il moscone - small, rowing catamaran
il pedalò - pedalo
la nave - the ship
la crociera - cruise
il gommone - rubber boat
la motonave - motor vessel
il traghetto / (il ferry boat) - ferry boat
divieto di balneazione - no bathing
la mareggiata - storm surge, coastal storm
il mare agitato / mosso - rough sea
il mare calmo / piatto (bonaccia) - calm sea
le conchiglie - shells
le meduse - jellyfishes
il cavalluccio marino / l’ippocampo - sea horse
i granchi - crabs
i pesci - fishes
le vongole - clams
lo squalo - shark
la balena - whale
i delfini - dolphins
le tartarughe marine - sea/water turtles
i gabbiani - seagulls
le anemoni di mare - sea anemone
il costume (da bagno) intero - swimwear
il costume a slip (da uomo) = speedo
il (costume da bagno) due pezzi - two pieces swimwear
la crema solare - sunscreen
gli occhiali da sole - sunglasses
alta protezione - high protection
bassa protezione - low protection
la paletta e il secchiello (paletta e secchiello) - bucket and spade
le formine - shape models
il castello di sabbia - sand castle
le onde - waves
gli spruzzi - sprays
i racchettoni - beach paddleball
il beach volley - beach volley
il ping pong - ping pong
fare il bagno - to bathe
entrare in acqua / in mare - to bathe, to enter the water/sea
tuffarsi = to dip
fare il bagno nudi - to skinny dip
nuotare - to swim
prendere il sole - to sunbathe
abbronzarsi - to tan
scottarsi - to burn yourself
fare le immersioni (subacquee) - to go scuba diving
il sub - scuba diver
la bombola da sub - scuba tank
maschera da sub - diver’s mask
la sabbia scotta! - the sand burns!
per oggi starò all’ombra - I’ll stay in the shadow today
giocare con la sabbia - to play with the sand
ho il segno dell’abbronzatura / del costume! - My skin has the swimwear/tan sign
fare le sabbiature - to sand bath
spruzzarsi l’acqua addosso = to wash/spalsh each other with water
vorrei affittare una cabina - I’d like to rent a changing room
una sdraio e due sedie, quanto costa? - How much for a beach chair and two chairs?
vado in spiaggia - I’m going on the beach
ho la pelle chiara / sono pallida - I am pale
ho la pelle scura - I have a dark skin
mi sono abbronzato - I got tanned
vorrei un gelato - I’d like to have an ice-cream
🏊 G R E E K S U M M E R S 🏄
- το καλοκαίρι - summer
- ο ήλιος - sun
- η παραλία - beach
- ταξιδεύω - to travel
- ο ωκεανός - ocean
- η θάλασσα - sea
- η πισίνα - pool
- το κοχύλι - seashell
- τα γυαλιά ηλίου - sunglasses
- το μαγιό - swimsuit
- κολυμπάω - to swim
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κάνω σερφ - to surf
- το παγωτό - ice cream
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ζεστός
- hot
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καυτός - really hot (hotter than ζεστός)
- ο πύργος στην άμμο - sand castle
- η άμμος - sand
- το έγκαυμα - sunburn
- το πλατύγυρο καπέλο - sunhat
- το καρπούζι - watermelon
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ηλιόλουστος - sunny
- το κλιματιστικό - air conditioner
Please correct any mistake ^-^
The Signs at the Beach
It was a sunny day at the beach. The signs were all relaxing in the sun, having fun.
Cancer smiles at the castle she built near the shoreline.
“You’re perfect.” She marvels, speaking to her masterpiece.
“Nothing is going to hurt y-” Cancer begins, but she is cut off by a foot smashing her sand art, accompanied by the sound of Scorpio’s laughter.
“SCORPIO.” Cancer wails, as Scorpio runs down the beach.
“I’ll never forget you castle!” Cancer cries, as she collapses into the sand.
Taurus, who was taking a break from his job at the snack bar, is walking down the beach, when he hears someone crying from down the beach.
“What is that?” he question, deciding to investigate. He finds Cancer, curled up in a ball, hugging some sand, and crying.
“Woah, woah, woah. Cancer, whats wrong?” He asks, running up to Cancer.
Cancer turns around, so she is face first in the sand. Taurus crouches next her, and shakes her gently,
“Cancer. Whats wrong?” he asks again, manually turning Cancer over.
“SANDCASTLE.” she screams. Taurus flinches and the intensity of Cancer’s scream.
“Scorpio stepped on my castle.” Cancer cries. Taurus sighs, it sounded like a Scorpio move.
“I’m sorry. Lets go back to the snack bar, you can build a new castle there, that way i can make sure Scorpio doesn’t ruin it again.” Taurus offers. Cancer sniffs, and stands up, taking Taurus’ hand.
Taurus slowly leads Cancer to the snack bar, passing Gemini, Aquarius, and Libra on the way.
“Hey Taurus, Cancer!” Gemini calls, without looking up from his book.
“Hi.” Taurus and Cancer answer, before continuing to the snack bar.
“What’s up with Cancer?” Aquarius asks, while tanning on her small air mattress.
“I don’t know.” Gemini replies, still not looking up from his book.
“How long has Libra been asleep?” Aquarius asks. Gemini sighs, and sets his book down.
“Hey Libra, get u- oh god.” Gemini exclaims, looking at Libra’s sun burnt body.
Aquarius opens her eyes. “Ew!” she cries. “Cover that up!”
Gemini rolls his eyes. “Aquarius, calm down.” he begins to shake Libra “Libra, get up.” LIbra groans and gets up.
“What?” He asks, rubbing his eyes. “not a good idea, sand in my eyes.” He cries tiredly.
Aquarius shakes her head, and goes back to tanning. “Did you put sunscreen on before you fell asleep?” she asks.
“No. Why?” Libra asks.
“Your back.” Gemini comments, picking up his book.
“What about my back?” Libra asks, feeling his back. His eyes widen
“Is that sunburn?”
“You’re an idiot.” Gemini comments.
“It hurts.” Libra exclaims.
“Of course.” Gemini replies, not fully listening, reading his book.
“It really does.”
“Mhm”
“It hurts a lot Gemini.” Libra wails. Gemini remains silent.
“Gemini. Gemini. Gemini. GEMINI!”
“WHAT!”
“It hurts.”
“OH MY F****** GOD” Gemini screams.
“What? did i do something?” Libra asks. Aquarius snickers quietly.
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“Aries! It’s coming your way!” Leo screams, hitting the volleyball over the net towards Aries. Aries hits the ball back.
“Is that the best you got, Leo?” Aries shouts back.
“At least i’m better than you!” Leo shouts, hitting the ball again. This time however, it went over Aries and flew towards Capricorn and Virgo.
“Watch out!” Leo shouts, but its too late. the ball flies straight into Capricorn’s face.
“F***” Capricorn screamed.
“Nice going Leo.” Aries hisses. Leo rolls his eyes.
“Whatever.” Leo says, running towards Capricorn and Virgo.
“What the F*** is wrong with you? You ruined my selfie!” Capricorn pouts, showing Leo and Aries the selfie. It was Capricorn’s face getting crushed by the volleyball. Leo and Aries start to laugh at the sight of the ruined selfie.
“Take your ball and go.” Virgo groans, shoving the ball into Aries’s arms. Aries and Leo stumble off, still laughing.
“did you see Cancer’s outfit today? it was so gross.” Virgo gripes, looking at her phone.
“Shut up, i’m taking selfies.” Capricorn hisses, posing for the picture. Virgo rolls her eyes.
“what a b****.” Virgo whispers
“Hmm?”
“Nothing.”
::::
Sagittarius groaned.
“I’m so bored.” he griped. suddenly he hears a shout from the other side of the dune. he gets up to explore. He sees Gemini yelling at Libra, then getting up and walking away. Libra gets up and follows. Sagittarius notices that Aquarius is alone, and on an air mattress. he grins evilly.
he sneaks up to Aquarius, who is snoring softly.
“Perfect” he pulls the mattress slowly, careful not to disturb Aquarius. He begins to push the air mattress into the ocean water. slowly, the mattress floats off to the middle of the roped of area.
Sagittarius begins to laugh as Aquarius begins to wake up.
“f***” Aquarius screams. “I WILL F***** KILL YOU” Aquarius screams again, diving into the water, swimming towards Sagittarius.
“CRAP” Sagittarius screams while running away. Aquarius chases after Sagittarius, grabbing his swim shorts, pulling him back. She pins him down, glaring at him. “I will kill you.” she whispers.
Sagittarius laughs nervously. “It was just a joke.” he whimpers.
“Oh really?” she reaches into his pocket, and pulls out his phone.
“You don’t know my password.” He laughs. Aquarius rolls her eyes, entering the code ‘1111′. the phone opens up. Sagittarius blushes.
“You’re an idiot. Now, to delete all your movies.” she says, opening the movie app. Sagittarius’ eyes widen.
“NOT MY MOVIES.” he screams
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Pisces smiles happily. Snorkeling is so much fun. She looks around, when she sees a turtle.
‘TURTLE’ she thinks, swimming after it.
‘I’m gonna call you Freddie.’ Pisces thinks, chasing it, unknowingly going past the roped off area. She reaches for the turtle. but it swims into a small cave, where she can’t reach it.
“Awe.” Pisces says, accidently filling her mouth with water. Her eyes widen, and she frantically swims to the surface, her chest beginning to hurt. she reached the top, and she spit the water out, taking a deep breath.
“Definitely sticking with ducks.” Pisces says, as she swims back to shore.
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Scorpio groans, the only fun thing to do at the beach is smash castles, especially Cancer’s, but Scorpio can’t find Cancer. She sighs.
“I’ll go get a snack.” she mumbles. she approaches the snack bar, and see’s Cancer building a sandcastle next to it. Scorpio grins. She could smash it after she got some Oreo’s. Scorpio lived for Oreo’s.
She sits down, and rings the bell for service, Taurus walks up to the front, glaring at Scorpio. Scorpio’s eyes widen, she never realized how cute Taurus was.
“What do you want, Scorpio.” Taurus huffs. Scorpio puts on her best smile.
“I’ll take a pack of Oreo’s, with a side of Taurus please.” she says with a wink.
“ew.” Taurus comments, throwing the bag of Oreo’s at Scorpio. Scorpio looks at the Oreo’s.
‘I didn’t get my side order.”
“Go f*** yourself.”
“Why don’t you join me?”
“DUCKS!” someone screams, chasing a duck down the beach. Scorpio turns around, to see Pisces running towards her. Scorpio jumps to the side.
“WAIT! DUCKS!” Pisces screams, running towards the parking lot, stepping on Cancer’s sand castle in the process.
“NOOOOOOO!” Cancer screams. Scorpio flinches. she turns to Taurus.
“Hey, i’m going home, want to join me?” she asks.
“No thanks.” he says, walking out of the snack bar to comfort the crying Cancer. Scorpio shrugs.
“Your loss.” she says, walking off to her car.
*At least i have Oreo’s* she whispers.
girls that only hang out with guys cause other girls are “too much drama” are so funny to me like thats nice have fun being bored and pretending to like beer while I sip on my moet in a hot pink triangle bikini at the beach w my gorls!
waffles or french toast, blueberries or raspberries, apple juice or orange juice, hot tea or hot coffee, honey or sugar, iced or lukewarm water, steak or fish, sweetened or black tea, mangoes or kiwi, breakfast or dinner, candy or chips
Summer clothes that best suit your birth month! ❤
✧ JANUARY: Top // Bottom // Dress // Bikini // Accessory
✧ FEBRUARY: Top // Bottom // Romper // Bikini // Accessory
✧ MARCH: Top // Bottom // Dress // Bikini // Accessory
✧ APRIL: Top // Bottom // Romper // Bikini // Accessory
✧ MAY: Top // Bottom // Dress // Bikini // Accessory
✧ JUNE: Top // Bottom // Romper // Bikini // Accessory
✧ JULY: Top // Bottom // Dress // Bikini // Accessory
✧ AUGUST: Top // Bottom // Romper // Bikini // Accessory
✧ SEPTEMBER: Top // Bottom // Dress // Bikini // Accessory
✧ OCTOBER:
Top // Bottom // Romper // Bikini
// Accessory
✧ NOVEMBER: Top // Bottom // Dress // Bikini // Accessory
✧ DECEMBER: Top // Bottom // Romper // Bikini // Accessory
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I just want to give a few tips for people with super long hair.
- When you shower, use whatever temperature you usually use but once you are done, turn the water cold and soak your hair in cold water. Get all the hot water out because this will make your hair shine and shit
- Focus shampoo mainly near the roots. Shampoo is something that removes oils and your ends can be pretty dry so they don’t need that too much.
- Focus conditioner at the ends. Conditioner is filled with oils which your ends needs, dont put it in your roots, it can make your scalp all moist and gross. (also dont use conditioner every day)
- When you dry your hair with a towel, dont rub the hair together, squeeze the hair with the towel so you wont damage it further.
- Blow dry your roots, this way it wont get moist and shit in your scalp which can result gross swampy shit or dandruff etc
- Always brush your hair before sleeping/showering
- Long hair can often be heavy and seem as if its glued to your face. To get a little lift, sleep with your hair up in a SUPER high pony tail and the tighter the better. Once you wake up and let your hair down, BOM BAM UR A GODDESS/GOD
Hope it helps. Remember some of these things works differently for different people but all these works amazingly for me, hope it helps you<3
animal crossing will always be the best most wholesome game to me. once I was up super late at night unable to sleep because I felt really sick and I was playing pocket camp while I tried to feel better and fall asleep and I went down to the beach and found Apollo by the water and he said “can’t sleep? you wanna sit and listen to the waves with me?” and I almost cried
if real life were animal crossing we’d all be ok
